Tuesday, August 19, 2008
New hairstyle
Yay yay!! I got a new hairstyle again...lolz...ok...its short once more...and its REALLY new this time...no more boy-cut style like I always have during secondary school...kekeke....and the 1st reaction I got from my family is that....CUTE!!! Today went for classes oso I got the same reaction from the gal frens...C-U-T-E!!! Okay...someone define cute....Cute = ugly BUT adorable...hmm...I know la..I looked alot childish with this hairstyle la =P But cant help it....its REALLY tooo hot here in KL....so took the chance to cut my hair short when i went back to Ipoh last Fri...during those few days me in Ipoh also stuffed myself with LOTS of food...hehehhee...nicey nice~~~ sooo miss homemade cooking by mum...start to miss home oso....but thinking of we're going to Melaka 2weeks later during National Day is really a niceeeee thought =D
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Beijing Olympics 2008
Woohoo....so happy le get to watch the whole opening ceremony of this year's Olympics that's held in Beijing...hehehe...coz we've Astro here at UCSI hostel...happy~~~ =D Too bad my family don't have Astro at home although there's live telecast in TV1 and RTM2...but they're slow le...lucky though that my roommate recorded it...so can borrow from her...someone's oso good enough to upload the whole thing in Youtube...NICE~~~!!! The people in China are really really great le....they put in whole effort....and seriously they have great creative mind to put up this spectacular opening ceremony....especially when its directed by the famous movie director Zhang Yi Mou....walao ehh....nothing to say...everybody's seriously "jaw-opened" when we were all watching it in the common room...but the most syok thing is that all of us watching together are actually of people from different countries....so lots of shouting happened around during the team marching....Nigerians, Irans, Middle Easterns, Saudi Arabians, and of coz....us MALAYSIANS!!! We sure shouted also for China...cool lehh.....really worth it to watch although I dont think i'll have enough time to finish my whole biochemistry for next Fri's assessment...haiz.....that's why didn't go home this weekend also la...mainly coz wanna study...but lucky I stayed also...hehehe =D Gosh gosh gosh~~!!!! Cant miss the closing ceremony then le...sure as amazing as this...24th of August....!!!
Friday, August 08, 2008
The 10 Worst Ice Cream Flavors Ever (An Obituary)
I love ice cream. It’s the only dessert that when I eat it, it somehow gets into my stomach and pushes all the other food out of the way to make room for more. I’m convinced that if I were ever in a sitcom-style situation in which I were trapped in an ice cream warehouse, the paramedics would find me dead in the morning, stomach ripped open like the fat guy in 7, face down in a puddle of pralines and cream.
Thus it is with great sadness that I report to you the death of one Irvine Robbins, without whom we’d have to choose from a measly 15.5 flavors at our local Baskin.
Oh well; making it to 90 is quite a feat for a guy who spent his life constantly surrounded by cookie dough.
And in the interest of honoring the man, I think it’d be a good time to point out how crucial his life really was. Without people like Irvine, there’d be no filter between the vast uncharted territory of ice cream flavors and those 31 gleaming tubs in the ice cream parlor. There would be no one to delineate what is delicious and what is sacrilege.
And lest you think such delineation is unnecessary, I’d like to direct your attention to:
Thus it is with great sadness that I report to you the death of one Irvine Robbins, without whom we’d have to choose from a measly 15.5 flavors at our local Baskin.
Oh well; making it to 90 is quite a feat for a guy who spent his life constantly surrounded by cookie dough.
And in the interest of honoring the man, I think it’d be a good time to point out how crucial his life really was. Without people like Irvine, there’d be no filter between the vast uncharted territory of ice cream flavors and those 31 gleaming tubs in the ice cream parlor. There would be no one to delineate what is delicious and what is sacrilege.
And lest you think such delineation is unnecessary, I’d like to direct your attention to:
The 10 Worst Ice Cream Flavors Ever
10. Wasabi Ginger
First of all, it actually burns your sinuses, like eating wasabi. Whatever points that earns for accuracy, it immediately loses for unpleasantness, which is the same reason jelly belly samplers always have jalapenos left over. And surprisingly, this flavor is from Cold Stone, the kind of class act you wouldn’t expect to make such a rookie mistake. For shame. What am I supposed to mix in, chunks of fish?
First of all, it actually burns your sinuses, like eating wasabi. Whatever points that earns for accuracy, it immediately loses for unpleasantness, which is the same reason jelly belly samplers always have jalapenos left over. And surprisingly, this flavor is from Cold Stone, the kind of class act you wouldn’t expect to make such a rookie mistake. For shame. What am I supposed to mix in, chunks of fish?
9. Fish
What am I supposed to mix in, wasabi? I actually saw a guy on Iron Chef make this when the ingredient of the day was fish. When the judges asked him why the hell he would do that, he said he was “just curious.” You know, that’s the same rationale Mengele gave at the Nuremberg trials. In case you didn’t guess, he lost the title Iron Chef and was driven from Kitchen Stadium by an angry mob.
What am I supposed to mix in, wasabi? I actually saw a guy on Iron Chef make this when the ingredient of the day was fish. When the judges asked him why the hell he would do that, he said he was “just curious.” You know, that’s the same rationale Mengele gave at the Nuremberg trials. In case you didn’t guess, he lost the title Iron Chef and was driven from Kitchen Stadium by an angry mob.
8. Black Licorice
Hey, I know! Let’s take a “candy” that everyone hates and use it to fuel an ice cream flavor equally disgusting and black as the night! Then lets all stab ourselves in the face with our letter openers!
Hey, I know! Let’s take a “candy” that everyone hates and use it to fuel an ice cream flavor equally disgusting and black as the night! Then lets all stab ourselves in the face with our letter openers!
7. Wheat
The retarded cousin of green tea ice cream, wheat manages to be even closer to tasting like dirty ice. The hint of grain suspended on a thin bed of shit will make you wish you weren’t the kind of ignorant tool who buys wheat ice cream.
The retarded cousin of green tea ice cream, wheat manages to be even closer to tasting like dirty ice. The hint of grain suspended on a thin bed of shit will make you wish you weren’t the kind of ignorant tool who buys wheat ice cream.
6. Pit Viper
Yes, eating it makes you badass, but is it worth it? I haven’t been able to determine whether this ice cream is flavored like the venom of the snake (incredibly deadly) or from the actual meat (incredibly putrid), but either way I’d rather prove my manliness by forcing the angry viper into the ice cream maker than by actually eating some.
Yes, eating it makes you badass, but is it worth it? I haven’t been able to determine whether this ice cream is flavored like the venom of the snake (incredibly deadly) or from the actual meat (incredibly putrid), but either way I’d rather prove my manliness by forcing the angry viper into the ice cream maker than by actually eating some.
5. Raw Horseflesh
IT IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. MOVING ON.
IT IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. MOVING ON.
4. Tomato
“Ketchup” would probably be a better descriptor, once you add in the liquid component. It makes me wonder if anyone’s ever made a whole ice cream burger by putting ketchup ice cream and mustard ice cream onto some beef ice cream between two layers of wheat ice cream. Then I wonder whether a situation could ever arise in which I am expected to eat something like that. Then I wonder if I have enough aspirin in the house to kill myself.
“Ketchup” would probably be a better descriptor, once you add in the liquid component. It makes me wonder if anyone’s ever made a whole ice cream burger by putting ketchup ice cream and mustard ice cream onto some beef ice cream between two layers of wheat ice cream. Then I wonder whether a situation could ever arise in which I am expected to eat something like that. Then I wonder if I have enough aspirin in the house to kill myself.
3. Charcoal
This one is a standout if only because it’s the only item on the list that you would never eat normally, and yet are expected to eat just because it’s ice cream. That’s like me dropping my car keys into some Rocky Road and expecting you to choke it down. And on top of everything, this stuff even coats your lungs with carcinogenic coal dust. Now you too can live the life of a miner!
This one is a standout if only because it’s the only item on the list that you would never eat normally, and yet are expected to eat just because it’s ice cream. That’s like me dropping my car keys into some Rocky Road and expecting you to choke it down. And on top of everything, this stuff even coats your lungs with carcinogenic coal dust. Now you too can live the life of a miner!
2. Viagra
It’s ice cream that’ll make your dick hard. I’m not sure what the flavor is like, but at least it’s got that built-in endorsement going for it. On the other hand, it takes a pretty smooth operator to break off foreplay long enough eat an entire scoop of ice cream. That, and I’ll bet it makes free ice cream day at the little league game really awkward.
It’s ice cream that’ll make your dick hard. I’m not sure what the flavor is like, but at least it’s got that built-in endorsement going for it. On the other hand, it takes a pretty smooth operator to break off foreplay long enough eat an entire scoop of ice cream. That, and I’ll bet it makes free ice cream day at the little league game really awkward.
1. Salad
Look ice cream makers; this isn’t “cute” or “funny.” We eat ice cream because we’re not eating salad. The two are mutually exclusive, and tossing some cucumber into the vat doesn’t make it healthy. It just makes it the most retarded thing you could ever try and market to fatties. And by doing the exact opposite of what we want, you have officially made the worst ice cream flavor ever. Worse than charcoal and raw horse flesh. That, my friends, is something to be proud of.
So thank you, Irvine Robbins, for a life dedicated to shielding us from the horrors of the ice cream world. And for the record, eight out of ten of those flavors are from Japan, so if you want to solve this problem once and for all, you know who to bomb.
Look ice cream makers; this isn’t “cute” or “funny.” We eat ice cream because we’re not eating salad. The two are mutually exclusive, and tossing some cucumber into the vat doesn’t make it healthy. It just makes it the most retarded thing you could ever try and market to fatties. And by doing the exact opposite of what we want, you have officially made the worst ice cream flavor ever. Worse than charcoal and raw horse flesh. That, my friends, is something to be proud of.
So thank you, Irvine Robbins, for a life dedicated to shielding us from the horrors of the ice cream world. And for the record, eight out of ten of those flavors are from Japan, so if you want to solve this problem once and for all, you know who to bomb.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
crazy day
crazy...cRAZy..CRAZY~~!!! Gosh...!! Had a crazy day today...after PBL discussion today..went with my sis to UKM's medic campus library by KTM and monorail coz only the medical books are available there instead of at the main campus's...main point is....the place is darn far from my uni...approximately one hour of travelling to get to that place...borrowed 4 extreme thick + heavy books that I need to photostat....after that...even I did alot of persuading NOT to go....my sis keep insisted of going to the bookstore and buy the remaining textbooks...which is...err....5 books..?? Crazy la...we only walk on foot...carrying 9 heavy books...I really have no idea how I managed to got back to uni in 1hour time again...and those 5 books i bought?? Costs me RM469....i'm practically broke dy la...and stupid Sam Tet havent banked-in my cheque for me....there're 1400 over there leh...ish~~!!
And now...although i'm extremely exhausted...still have assignments to do...which i'm not planning to finish them...too much...maybe copy answers tomoro during discussion la....luckily got zoo v to teman me chat la...and he intro-ed alot of nice songs for me also...lolz....with him keep scolding me crazy for downloading albums and albums of lifehouse and coldplay =P not to mention also the soundtracks of famous nice movies....hehehe...well...tats not crazy....its a fabulous way to save money....download for FREE~~~ =P
*SOBZ* Sis's going back to Ipoh tomoro..i so so so miss home...but cant go back...assessment's on next Fri...and I havent finish studying yet...if go home sure no one studies la...so...better to shut myself in the room and study all I want....GAMBATE~~~
And now...although i'm extremely exhausted...still have assignments to do...which i'm not planning to finish them...too much...maybe copy answers tomoro during discussion la....luckily got zoo v to teman me chat la...and he intro-ed alot of nice songs for me also...lolz....with him keep scolding me crazy for downloading albums and albums of lifehouse and coldplay =P not to mention also the soundtracks of famous nice movies....hehehe...well...tats not crazy....its a fabulous way to save money....download for FREE~~~ =P
*SOBZ* Sis's going back to Ipoh tomoro..i so so so miss home...but cant go back...assessment's on next Fri...and I havent finish studying yet...if go home sure no one studies la...so...better to shut myself in the room and study all I want....GAMBATE~~~
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