Men Are Hard To Be Pleased

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't LOVE him; If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your problems, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.(Bullshit!)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u DISTURB him when he doesn't need you, he says ur BOTHERING him; If u don't want to BOTHER him, he says ur UNPREDICTABLE. (Ain't that supposed to be saying that GUYS are unpredictable??)
If ur LONELY, its ur own problem; If he is LONELY, u have to ACCOMPANY him. (Is that fair at all for us girls?)


Sigh...guys are really hard to understand...humans are complicated enough...but guys really add more to the complication =/ Guys out there...i'm sorry to say this...but MOST guys really acted like what i've stated above...mind you...only MOST...not ALL ;P